hey sam, do you take commissions?

good question! I will be taking a few commissions for paintings a month. please fill out the email form with as much information as you can about what style and size you are looking for, and I’ll do my best to respond within a few days. commissions do take time so please request far in advance (and allow time for shipping.)

what about murals?

I would love to paint a mural! fill out the email form with as much information as you can about your project and location, and I’ll do my best to respond within a few days.

do you offer shipping?

yep! shipping for everything is free! (because i don’t have the mental energy to calculate shipping based on weight/size/distance).

why did my painting arrive in this super taped up box?

i believe the words we’re looking for here are ‘super recycled’ - recycling is good for the environment! reuse your cardboard boxes! (recycle your cans and bottles and use a reusable water bottle while you’re at it). if you absolutely need a brand new box/packing materials for your painting, i mean you could ask and i might consider it, but really it is just going to be what i already have on hand, which is mostly chewy boxes because i have a hungry walrus.

do you have prints of your paintings?

not yet! hopefully sometime in the future.

what’s the return policy?

sorry, all purchases are final sale and no refunds will be given.

how do i frame this painting?

the short answer: i don’t know.

the long answer: check out your local framers! they’ll be much more resourceful than i am. i just hammer a nail in the wall and hope it works. i am definitely not the person to ask. (any print/poster that i have ever purchased is framed in an ikea frame, shrug)

why do the colors look different in person?

1. i’m not good at taking photos and editing them, but i try.

2. the colors on your computer/phone screen are different than real life. if you need to see MORE PHOTOS before purchasing a piece, please reach out - i have roughly 1 zillion pictures of each painting (and probably a video or two) that i can send to make sure it is good for your space.

i have a different question!

go ahead and fill out the email form with your question and i’ll do my best to answer it!